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Signed-off-by: Slendi <slendi@socopon.com>

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diff --git a/.gitignore b/.gitignore
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+tmhd
+
diff --git a/LICENSE.md b/LICENSE.md
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+# DON'T BE A DICK PUBLIC LICENSE
+
+> Version 1.1, December 2016
+
+> Copyright (C) 2023 Slendi <slendi@socopon.com>
+
+Everyone is permitted to copy and distribute verbatim or modified
+copies of this license document.
+
+> DON'T BE A DICK PUBLIC LICENSE
+> TERMS AND CONDITIONS FOR COPYING, DISTRIBUTION AND MODIFICATION
+
+1. Do whatever you like with the original work, just don't be a dick.
+
+   Being a dick includes - but is not limited to - the following instances:
+
+ 1a. Outright copyright infringement - Don't just copy this and change the name.
+ 1b. Selling the unmodified original with no work done what-so-ever, that's REALLY being a dick.
+ 1c. Modifying the original work to contain hidden harmful content. That would make you a PROPER dick.
+
+2. If you become rich through modifications, related works/services, or supporting the original work,
+share the love. Only a dick would make loads off this work and not buy the original work's
+creator(s) a pint.
+
+3. Code is provided with no warranty. Using somebody else's code and bitching when it goes wrong makes
+you a DONKEY dick. Fix the problem yourself. A non-dick would submit the fix back.
diff --git a/makefile b/makefile
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+CFLAGS=$(shell pkg-config --libs --cflags libnotify)
+tmhd: tmhd.c
+	cc $(CFLAGS) tmhd.c -o tmhd
+
+clean:
+	rm -f tmhd
diff --git a/tmhd.c b/tmhd.c
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+// Two Minutes Hate Daemon (tmhd) for Linux systems.
+//
+// Runs as a daemon. Everyday, at a programmed time, CPU goes to 100% and the
+// computer starts hating processes running on the system.
+
+#define HOUR 14
+#define MINUTE 27
+#define DELAY 5
+
+#include <ctype.h>
+#include <dirent.h>
+#include <pthread.h>
+#include <signal.h>
+#include <stdbool.h>
+#include <stdio.h>
+#include <stdlib.h>
+#include <string.h>
+#include <time.h>
+#include <unistd.h>
+
+#include <libnotify/notify.h>
+
+#define MESSAGES_LEN 8
+static char const *MESSAGES[MESSAGES_LEN] = {
+	"I fucking hate %s!",
+	"%s fucking sucks!",
+	"Down with %s!",
+	"Boo! Boo!",
+	"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA",
+	"%s should cease to exist!",
+	"%s was programmed by a retard!",
+	"The pinacle of stupidity is %s!",
+};
+
+bool program_running = true;
+bool hogging_cpu = false;
+void *cpu_hog_thread(void *_)
+{
+	while (program_running)
+		if (!hogging_cpu) usleep(0);
+	return NULL;
+}
+
+bool is_numeric(const char *str)
+{
+	for (int i = 0; str[i] != '\0'; i++)
+		if (!isdigit(str[i])) return false;
+	return true;
+}
+
+bool has_slash(char *str)
+{
+	for (char *ptr = str; *ptr != '\0'; ptr++)
+		if (*ptr == '/') return true;
+	return false;
+}
+
+char process_name_buf[256];
+char *get_random_process_name()
+{
+	DIR *dir;
+	struct dirent *entry;
+
+	dir = opendir("/proc");
+	if (dir == NULL) {
+		perror("opendir");
+		return NULL;
+	}
+
+	srand(time(NULL));
+
+	int num_proc = 0;
+	while ((entry = readdir(dir)) != NULL) {
+		if (entry->d_type == DT_DIR && is_numeric(entry->d_name)
+		    && atoi(entry->d_name) != 0) {
+			num_proc++;
+		}
+	}
+
+	closedir(dir);
+	dir = opendir("/proc");
+	if (dir == NULL) {
+		perror("opendir");
+		return NULL;
+	}
+
+	int random_index = rand() % num_proc;
+	int current_index = 0;
+	explicit_bzero(process_name_buf, sizeof(process_name_buf));
+
+	while ((entry = readdir(dir)) != NULL) {
+		if (entry->d_type == DT_DIR && is_numeric(entry->d_name)
+		    && atoi(entry->d_name) != 0) {
+			if (current_index == random_index) {
+				pid_t pid = atoi(entry->d_name);
+				char path[256];
+				snprintf(path, sizeof(path) - 1, "/proc/%d/status", pid);
+				FILE *fp = fopen(path, "r");
+				if (!fp) break;
+				fscanf(fp, "Name:\t%s\n", process_name_buf);
+				fclose(fp);
+				if (has_slash(process_name_buf)) {
+					closedir(dir);
+					return get_random_process_name();
+				}
+				break;
+			}
+			current_index++;
+		}
+	}
+
+	closedir(dir);
+
+	return process_name_buf;
+}
+
+void do_hate()
+{
+	NotifyNotification *n;
+	for (unsigned i = 0; i < 60 * 2 && program_running; i += DELAY) {
+		char hate_msg[256];
+		snprintf(hate_msg, sizeof(hate_msg), MESSAGES[rand() % MESSAGES_LEN],
+		    get_random_process_name());
+		n = notify_notification_new("AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA", hate_msg, NULL);
+		notify_notification_show(n, NULL);
+		sleep(DELAY);
+	}
+}
+
+void int_handler(int _)
+{
+	program_running = false;
+}
+
+int main(void)
+{
+	puts("Starting daemon.");
+	srand(time(NULL));
+	signal(SIGINT, int_handler);
+	signal(SIGTERM, int_handler);
+
+	notify_init("tmhd");
+
+	while (program_running) {
+		time_t rawtime;
+		struct tm *timeinfo;
+		time(&rawtime);
+		timeinfo = localtime(&rawtime);
+		if (timeinfo->tm_hour == HOUR && timeinfo->tm_min == MINUTE) do_hate();
+	}
+	notify_uninit();
+}